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Ambushed.


My teenagers have learned my weaknesses and know how to ambush me first thing in the morning, when I’m asleep, because they know that’s when I’m at my most vulnerable. “Mum, I have a temperature and my glands are up … Continue reading

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The art of exaggerating.


My sixteen year old daughter keeps reading my blog and appears to be most upset by the experience. She has accused me of “lying” particularly when describing particular incidences or descriptive phrases pertaining to HER.(Everything I say about everyone else … Continue reading

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The penis enlarger.


One of my daughters came home from school and told me that her teacher had a penis enlarger in his storeroom. Actually, her and her little friend both told me the same story with big wide solemn eyes that nine … Continue reading

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