Tag Archives: marriage

The God cat.

You don’t own a cat, a cat owns you. No matter how much you try and kid yourself, the cat owns the house, your favourite chair, the bed, the clean ironed shirt you just lay on the bed, all the … Continue reading

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Cross eyed happily ever after.

I need glasses. I’ve known this for quite some time because when I lie in bed and read I ponder the possibility of holding the book between my toes – I’m that longsighted. Threading a needle? Pfffft! It’s just blind … Continue reading

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My small conquests.

I don’t know when I lost my power to fulfill the fortnightly role of doing the family grocery shopping but somehow I did. It was an insidious thing which eventually led to my position as principal grocery shopper being completely … Continue reading

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